OH LORD JESUS! THE PRESIDENT WORE A TAN SUIT! (THE DAY THE INTERNET FAILED )

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By LAUREN CROOM

I have to admit, I did do a double take when I saw the P.O.T.U.S step to the podium for today’s press conference. I was actually refreshed by the change of pace in suit color choice, but I was far more focused on his words than his tailors handywork. However,  it appears the rest of cyberspace wasn’t so interested in the update on impending war.

I can’t begin to express the inner turmoil I experienced scrolling through my Facebook timeline and Twitter feed. In some cases, wit prevailed over my militant side, and I chuckled a bit at the playful diggs some tossed about. On the other hand, the overwhelming focus on something so trivial and frankly, pretty normal, drove me to think maybe the criticism was more intense for the very reason our President is ALWAYS over criticized; his beautiful (now Martha’s Vinyard bronzed) tan….

Smh… Either way it’s sad that supposedly legitimate news outlets are now covering the press conference with this spin.

Check out this piece on the ordeal in The Daily Banter for an in depth analysis of our countries lack of in depth analysis… and a pretty awesome picture of plaid….